Jacqueline and Trent live in Melbourne, Australia, in a house which is constantly on the verge of almost being renovated. We live two blocks from the beach, which is good for swimming, walking and rolling in dead things (actually, only one of us does that). Currently we share the house with Brenin the Leonberger and two cats, Domino and Tosca. As of December 2010, we added AJ to the mix – Brenin acts as Chief Dirty Nappy Detector and the cats ignore her. Because they’re cats. Previously we lived in Prahran with Scout the Bernese Mountain Dog, Basso the Leonberger, and Tonto the cat. Our neighbours didn’t know we had two dogs, which we consider a crowning achievement and may add to our resumes.
You may remember us from such cities as Auckland, Christchurch, Whakatane, Rotorua or Melbourne. Or you may not remember us at all, due to our superb powers of disguise and uncanny abilities to stay one step ahead of the law. We’d like to tell you what we’ve been up to, but ASIO forbids it. Email us, and if you make it through our rigid security checks, we’ll dictate a note to our feline minion and get back to you. (Please note the minion does not have opposable thumbs and is currently asleep on a pile of clean washing. Delays may occur.)
Welcome to the new edition of release the hounds. There is a new wave of animals now inhabiting this website, but that’s not to say we forget the old ones. In fact, as time goes on, the old ones look positively angelic, as we forget all their bad behaviour and reminisce fondly upon their good traits. Like sleeping all the time. Under-rated, a dog who sleeps all the time.