sunbury show
So we went to a dog show at Sunbury on Melbourne Cup day. It was raining.

I stole a puppy.

I pulled a muscle.

Brenin tried to chew on his sister Grace.

So she sat on him.

I don’t understand why she would sit on me. Clearly I am an angel.

You have no proof of the biting… oh, you do? Oh.

Quick, let’s go over here and take a family shot: Ramius, Grace and Brenin.
[photo by Georgia; wrangling by Graeme and Lyndsay]
Your dog sits like a doofus